So have you ever seen that movie "Office Space" with the character Milton?  Although I would like to think I am a little more attractive and certainly have better people skills, I am officially Milton.  In fact, I am changing my name.  No longer will I be called Kristina - from this day forth I shall be known only as Milton, or that Stapler Guy. 

No.  No one took my stapler.  I have been subjected to a far worse fate.  I am been moved to a "desk" in a copy room at the company I work for.  It is about as pleasant as it sounds.  I have people coming and going in and out of my "office" all day long with little comments like "so who'd you piss off to get moved in here" and "man, how can you work with all these distractions?" In response to that one I just stared.

So... I don't think I am going go anymore.....

I wish!  Unfortunately I do not possess the financial freedoms in which to quit my job without some kind of penalty, like living in a box, which I feel would be quite crowded with my husband and three year old.  Oh well, I guess I will just have to put up with it... or maybe I'll take a cue from my new namesake and burn the place down???!?!?  j/k